Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

How to Convince Hairy Bush Girlfriend to Shave or Wax It

Collapse
X
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • How to Convince Hairy Bush Girlfriend to Shave or Wax It

    The following highly entertaining question came into ASK MIDLIFE BACHELOR earlier today, and I'm curious what the range of opinions is to help this poor guy out:

    ********************************
    My 45 year old girlfriend has a 80s style hairy bush which I think is nasty. Iíve asked her to shave it or wax it, and she said NO WAY. I offered to use my trimmers to take it down to 1/8 inch which is what my manscape is but she still says NO. She says it will itch and that Iím disgusting for asking her that. Any suggestions?
    ********************************

    For the record, I personally think all women should be shaved.

    What should this guy tell his woman to get her to mow that lawn???

  • #2
    Originally posted by gregory View Post
    The following highly entertaining question came into ASK MIDLIFE BACHELOR earlier today, and I'm curious what the range of opinions is to help this poor guy out:

    ********************************
    My 45 year old girlfriend has a 80s style hairy bush which I think is nasty. Iíve asked her to shave it or wax it, and she said NO WAY. I offered to use my trimmers to take it down to 1/8 inch which is what my manscape is but she still says NO. She says it will itch and that Iím disgusting for asking her that. Any suggestions?
    ********************************

    For the record, I personally think all women should be shaved.

    What should this guy tell his woman to get her to mow that lawn???

    Just my opinion, leave it alone! A bush doesn't slow me down at all. Just keep it clean and odor free.

    Comment


    • #3
      On second thought Badger her about it until she shuts you off. More pussy for me!
      Last edited by Ian; 11-08-2013, 04:36 PM.

      Comment


      • #4
        My thoughts on this are simple. Find a chick who shaves. I'm a big believer in you can't change people, at 45 this broad isn't going to change. Just move on, it's not like women her age are in short supply.
        http://captainnomarriage.com/

        Comment


        • #5
          Nasty, Ian, nasty.

          I'm with the cap'n, if she refuses it could be grounds for dismissal. It's not like he's asking her to change religions.

          And what's with him being "disgusting" for asking??

          Comment


          • #6
            I am going to have to assume or presume that there are other circumstances that cause this guy to want to keep her around. Maybe she has a magic p*ssy? Maybe she is extremely good-looking and/or rich?

            So OTHER THAN DUMPING HER - what would you do?

            Comment


            • #7
              It's not clear why she objects. Is it the pain of waxing? Is she thinks a bald pussy isn't attractive?

              If she objects to the pain, she can try shaving. No pain and it will grow back.

              Or have her drink a few margaritas before going in for the waxing or laser.

              If it's that she thinks bald isn't attractive, then maybe talk her into a landing strip instead (and remind her it grows back)

              Another idea is to have peer pressure do the job. If she talks to her friends about it she will probably discover she is in the minority. And her friends may encourage her.

              Also he can tell her how much more often he'll go down on her. I know that a completely hairless pussy results in much more eager tongue action on my part.

              Comment


              • #8
                Maybe some kind of barter - I'm sure there's something about him that she wishes he would change.

                Comment


                • #9
                  Originally posted by ed98208 View Post
                  Maybe some kind of barter - I'm sure there's something about him that she wishes he would change.
                  Yeah... She wants him to change into the kind of guy that likes hairy bushes!

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Tell him he's lucky to be getting it "as is".

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Captain No Marriage View Post
                      My thoughts on this are simple. Find a chick who shaves. I'm a big believer in you can't change people, at 45 this broad isn't going to change. Just move on, it's not like women her age are in short supply.
                      I agree. This would be grounds for dismissal. Most 45 year old women these days know how to shave or get the brazillian wax thing.

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Originally posted by kjmudd View Post
                        I agree. This would be grounds for dismissal. Most 45 year old women these days know how to shave or get the brazillian wax thing.
                        Doesn't have to be shaved for me and I'm not into rain forest exploration so a neatly trimmed landing strip works best for me

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Yeah, that's like being a bad kisser: a total deal-breaker. I don't know that there's any way to convince her if she really does think it's disgusting to trim.

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            Holy cow! I know some of you folks recall back to the 70s and 80s before women started to shave (back before **** stars were shaved.) What did you do for pussy back then? Did you just say "no thanks"? I doubt it.

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Ian, back then we didn't have a choice or know better.

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X