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    kjmudd is offline Midlife Bachelor Hall of Fame Award Recipient
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    Default My 'Date' With Snookie

    This will sound a little like a Sam story but these things happen to us midlife guys sometimes.

    I had a bizarro 'date' last night with some chick I have never met before which ended with a 'positive' result in the form of some oral favors in my van in the parking lot.

    This chick was cute and has been texting me for about 60 days..I have been ignoring her and rarely returning a text.

    2 days ago she texted me and I invited her to see my band play...which was last night. She happens to live right near the club where we played. She asked what to wear and I told her just bra and panties so she will have something to throw on stage.

    She arrived right when my band was getting ready to play at about 11 pm. We did our 35 minute set and I helped load all the gear which took about 15-20 minutes, talked with the crowd and band and then noticed she was there. Finally at about midnite I sat down next to her and introduced myself. This chick looked exactly like a 40 year old version of Snookie....kinda starnge...about 4' 11" but with huge boobs for her small frame. We barely talked some more and then started watching tne next band. She moved her chair next to me and started rubbing her boobs on me and putting her hand into the back side of my jeans. I basically ignored all of this behavior and then I got up abruptly, left her at the table for about 10 minutes and talked with the band.

    Then got back to the table and she said I have to pay my tab! So she got up went to the bar. I waited a minute and then walked over and walked her out the door...gave her a goodnite kiss, then she sort of attacked me and I quickly escorted her to my van. I guess it was that time of the month so I didn't get more than I got. When that was done I walked her to front and she text me and walked home.

    Now I was nice and polite to her during my brief together time but everything else I did from the time I first got contacted by her until I sent her off walking was "jerk" behavior.

    Interesting.

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    She gave oral on first meeting - gross! I guess you dont mind having that mouth on your unit.

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    Nicely done....

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    Sounds like a SUCCESS STORY to me!!! Very well done, kjmudd!!! I think you should go and get yourself some more where that came from. Tell her it's now time for HER to pay her tab. ha ha

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamtheDog View Post
    Nicely done....
    Thanks Sam! I thought about you during the episode haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A OK View Post
    She gave oral on first meeting - gross! I guess you dont mind having that mouth on your unit.
    Not at all.....maybe have been the perfect date hahaha.

    She was actually a pretty hhot latina albeit a little eccentric. I would take her for a spin to. Will keep her in the mix for now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gregory View Post
    Sounds like a SUCCESS STORY to me!!! Very well done, kjmudd!!! I think you should go and get yourself some more where that came from. Tell her it's now time for HER to pay her tab. ha ha
    Thanks Gregory. I would have to count this one as a mere benefit to being in a band....even if it is a punk band. No effort on my part. Us punk musicians don't get enough of the groupie treatment....it's about time! haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by kjmudd View Post
    Not at all.....maybe have been the perfect date hahaha.

    She was actually a pretty hhot latina albeit a little eccentric. I would take her for a spin to. Will keep her in the mix for now.
    A few discrete pics with your cell phone would help you story.

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