Types of Women - Housewife

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Types of Women – Housewife
A “housewife” is significantly different than a “housecat” woman – even though they might seem to imply similar qualities, they actually do not. The typical universal definition of the term “housewife” is a woman who manages her own household as her career – like a “homemaker”. That type of housewife is married – and I am not referring to married women! I use the term, “housewife”, in a much more narrow sense … I mean it to refer to a single woman – usually divorced, and often with kids. She may drive a minivan (yikes), she may be overweight (if you are a chubby-chaser, then watch it jiggle), she may be receiving large alimony or child support payments (which can help you pay for stuff). I have dated a lot of housewives in my midlife bachelorhood – and I can tell you the single best quality they all share is that they are (more often than not) sex-starved, and ready for some ACTION! Oh yeah! Housewives typically give it up quickly – in other words, it is relatively easy to get them into bed. So dating a housewife is actually a good thing – unless you hate children. [I will come back and address the subject of children from a prior relationship later – right now, I am focusing on the mom … the housewife.] To date a housewife, you have to be at the very least TOLERANT of children – although in some cases, you may never actually see your housewife’s children.

Examples – where do I begin? I have dozens and dozens of examples from my own past. Let’s start with the aerobic housewife I met at the gym a number of years ago. I actually knew this woman in high school, plus I did some business with her parents’ company for which she worked for a while. She had been married for as long as I could remember, and I knew that she had just had a child around two years ago. Anyway, I ran into Linda at the local grocery store – and as I was talking to her in the aisle, I noticed that she was not wearing a wedding ring. When I asked her about this, she said that she had split up with her husband four months prior – and was getting a divorce. “That is a shame, Linda – I’m so sorry to hear this. Maybe I can take you out for a drink or dinner or something sometime?” And her eyes lit up – and her lips said “Sure”. Next thing I knew I was out with Linda – and before the end of the second date, her hot little skirt was down, down, down to the ground. This woman was obviously sex-starved because she craved what I was giving her – and we wound up having it quite a lot. She had these DD size breasts, too – and they would clap together when I had her on all fours … which was extremely entertaining!

Here’s another quick story – this woman named Margie worked at the local private postal center. She was around five years younger than me, and every time I came in – I noticed that she would make it a point to interact with me. I knew from talking to her that Margie was divorced, and had three children – which is a lot of kids! After a while, Margie started calling me from the private postal center – not just to tell me I had a package to pick up … but sometimes just to say “hi”. At that point, I knew I had “one on”, and I asked her out. Margie and I started having sex almost immediately. All I had to do was open the front door, and she was ready to go down. This was great – except that right from the start, it kind of bounded the relationship to sex. As the months went by, we both realized that we didn’t really have a lot in common except how happy the sex made us. Plus – at that point in my life (early 30s), I really did not want to wind up marrying a woman who had three children from a prior marriage … so I kept her fairly distant from a relationship standpoint. Yet we managed to see one another at least once each week – and we always wound up in bed … usually within the first ten minutes after she arrived.

My friends all made fun of me for dating these housewives. They said that I’m getting someone else’s leftovers … that worrying about their kids is a burden … and that these women being maybe slightly chunky were unattractive … WRONG! These women were all very good-looking, and extremely sexy. I would tell my loser friends that I’d rather date a housewife than do what they were doing – which was jacking themselves off alone in the shower every night. I just love the housewives – I’m telling you they are a great category of woman for a midlife bachelor to be with … oh yes they are!

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